An actual sign found in my University’s sociology building.
if you scroll past this you’re heartless
i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand
It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.
The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
Well, this is officially the most awesome writing advice I have ever seen.
Ok this is kind of brilliant a little bit yes.
Daryl Dixon/Norman Reedus reads romantic texts.
Art Block, Art Block Little Star
How I Wonder when you will fuck off
I’ll fix the anatomy tomorrow. Probably. Maybe.