I described my biggest fear to my coworker, and this is what he drew.
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.